Yeah, right...

I'm sick of fuckers offering to "get you the body you've always wanted" for a hefty price. So, maybe you do set up the direct debit account that's gonna pay this dude or dudette a grand an hour to get you this dream physique. So, maybe you do go out and buy all your gym gear; tight shorts, white wife-beaters, head bands and them homo-erotic black padded gloves. So, maybe you turn up to the gym, already intimidated because this trainers gonna have muscles you didn't know existed... oh, wait... no it's this guy...


Meet Bob Myhal of musclesurf.com fame. Fair enough the dudes not fat but... he looks like the guy from MILFhunter for one. Plus... there's this little picture tucked away in the basement of the site while there's pics like this all over, lulling you into a false sense of I-really-wanna-be-muscular sense of security. Believing this net-porn star's gonna make you healthy again.


And you know what? Fuck him too. I don't want this meat-head training me, using his demonstrations as an apt opportunity to show off to the leggings-wearing 65-year-olds walking on the treadmill. I want Jessica Alba as my yoga instructor. Period. Done deal. Signed, sealed, delivered. So, it's time for all-male gyms with all-female instructors... 2 instructors per dude too... well, atleast per me. hahha

Felt like a rant when I found this online.... and it'll help fill my quota of 10 posts per week.

Hope you enjoyed.