Upon receiving yet another chain bulletin on MySpace, I decided to strike back at these passed-along-plagues, MySpace and most of all, the dickheads (including, nay ESPECIALLY my real friends) on my 'friends-list' by fighting fire with fire... something to offend and annoy all of them.
After reading this the day after actually posting, I couldn't help but laugh to myself and wanted to share.
Now I'ma send it into one of those self righteous, the world doesn't understand us, emo, we can sell an upside down toilet with coke cans and rose petals on top for 4.3million but still be morose art sites, and hopefully claim my riches and move to the Bahamas.
"FUCK EVERYBODY on my friends list who posts one of them "repost this within 1.3 seconds or you'll have bad relationships for 7 years and none of your wishes will come true and you'll get bad luck for 50 years and your true love won't text message you at midnight and you'll develop some form of terminal disease and your profile will be deleted including layout, friends, codes, comments, picture comments, EVERYTHING!" chain bulletins.
I don't care if God HIMSELF get's a Shaft-like stroll on up to his almighty computer in all of his infallible, bearded and long-flowing-hairness, gets a MySpace profile just to see what he's been missing since he's been doing sweet F.A. since declaring "let there be light" in all of his I-made-the-world-in-the-dark glory, uploads a photo of himself in his bathroom mirror, requests to be my friend then passes one of these moron-created messages on to me... then, FUCK HIM TOO.
Thanks for listening children, enjoy the remainder of today."
Yours truly.
After reading this the day after actually posting, I couldn't help but laugh to myself and wanted to share.
Now I'ma send it into one of those self righteous, the world doesn't understand us, emo, we can sell an upside down toilet with coke cans and rose petals on top for 4.3million but still be morose art sites, and hopefully claim my riches and move to the Bahamas.
"FUCK EVERYBODY on my friends list who posts one of them "repost this within 1.3 seconds or you'll have bad relationships for 7 years and none of your wishes will come true and you'll get bad luck for 50 years and your true love won't text message you at midnight and you'll develop some form of terminal disease and your profile will be deleted including layout, friends, codes, comments, picture comments, EVERYTHING!" chain bulletins.
I don't care if God HIMSELF get's a Shaft-like stroll on up to his almighty computer in all of his infallible, bearded and long-flowing-hairness, gets a MySpace profile just to see what he's been missing since he's been doing sweet F.A. since declaring "let there be light" in all of his I-made-the-world-in-the-dark glory, uploads a photo of himself in his bathroom mirror, requests to be my friend then passes one of these moron-created messages on to me... then, FUCK HIM TOO.
Thanks for listening children, enjoy the remainder of today."
Yours truly.
1 comment:
LMFAO u motherfucker. Speakin the TRUTH! Funny ass post! I hate them shits too u put my thoughts into words perfectly!
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